"Not me!" Monday....

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I am not a mom that does not value a good education, so I did not let my oldest child miss the last day of school to go to Disneyland. Nope, not me...

And since I am always caught up with my laundry, and so well organized, I would never go to Wal-mart the night before a trip, and buy everyone new outfits, socks, and undies, just so I don't have to stay up late into the night doing the laundry, that I never let get behind. Nope, Not ME!

If I were crazy enough to stay up until midnight, the night before leaving for Disneyland (at 5 AM), I surely wouldn't poop out halfway through the day. And I certainly wouldn't send my kids off on their own to ride more rides. I would never risk embarrassment by sitting down propped up against a fence, and proceed to fall asleep. And then just throw all inhibitions out the window, and actually LAY ON THE GROUND... no no that was NOT ME!

I would not then pretend I was 'just resting my eyes' by reaching for my camera and begin taking pics from my vantage point.
And this most certainly is NOT proof! And I did NOT snap another photo with my cell phone (while not laying on the ground), that I will not post (really I won't), because it is not for little eyes. I also did NOT send said photo to a few of my friends, with the caption, "It is really sad when you can find crack at Disneyland". Nope.... Not Me!

Last but not least... cover the kids eyes, and put down what you are eating... Because I did NOT find a 'gift' in the kids bathroom that refused to be flushed away! And there was NO way I was going to dislodge it with my toilet brush, because then I would be so grossed out I would have to throw it away. Soooo I would never have grabbed the first thing I saw, a Q-tip, or two, and use them to.... ahem... send the 'gift' to a more appreciative recipient. Noooo NOT ME!! That is just gross.... pardon while I hurl!

*Update* I did not just find one of our rabbits having her babies on the cage wire instead of her nest box! And the two live newborns are not, I repeat not now residing in the bra area of the workout top I am currently wearing so they can warm up. But, if they were, they wouldn't be wiggling all over looking for something to eat... sorry guys! I'm not the mama, Nope Not me!

"Not me!" Monday....

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

When the power went out at my house, and I realized my cell phone was pretty near dead, I did not attempt to charge it by plugging it into the wall. Nor did I sit pondering why it wasn't charging, and no I did NOT jiggle the cord.... at both ends, to see if it wasn't connected properly. Nope, NOT ME!....

I surely did not call my friend on the fact that she was waaaaaaay behind in her blogging duties, who would do that? Not me!

What kind of reasonable, responsible, level headed mother would let her (and someone else's) children go swimming in an unheated pool at mid-night? Not me! ...ok see this post, I fess up

This is an oldie but a goodie (if it did happen, it was last summer)~ I would never be so tired from a loooong day at the fair, to decide to feed my youngest child McDonald's for dinner, then proceed through the drive-thru, pay for the food, and mostly certainly I would never drive off without the food!! NO!... And if this did happen, I would not make my oldest child go in to retrieve the food, because I would never be that chicken! Nope, Not me!

"Not me!" Monday....

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not let my dishes go until Thursday, only to not give up after one load. Then I did not let my daughter not think she was bribing me to buy her a movie in the $5 bin at Walmart, to not do the rest of the dishes for me. Nope, not me!

And it wasn't me that pretended to give in OhSoReluctantly, to let my son stay home to play at the neighbor's while I did my shopping. Nope, not me!

I did not come home to my messy house in DIRE need of a cleaning, and not put in a movie. And I absolutely, did NOT proceed to throw my feet up, and not enjoy the complete silence in the house. Nope, not me!

Then, I did not hesitate the tiniest bit, wishing the kids were home to spend a movie night with me. I am SO not that sappy. Nope, not me!

It must have been someone else that waited for the kids to go to bed, so they could sneak a bowl of very yummy ice cream, because it definitely wasn't ME!

I am not the mean mommy that made the kids stay home to work on 4-H record books, and not call and grandma to see if they could go swimming. Nope, not me!

So, it for sure wasn't me that kept the kids up till 9:30pm, because I did not drive them to McDonald's to get an vanilla cone. What kind of mother would do that? Nope, not me!